Real American Says Trump: “Democrats Want to See Your Papers,

By talking Trump like a prairie farmer

And by returning to the basics

Republicans are just plain American

It’s the Canadian way

Well, I’m from Buffalo, Maine, you can’t go far wrong there

I’m not from the tristate area at all

Besides, my birth certificate says I’m 100% Trump

And my tax return says Canada, also showing me

A quick trial of a governor of Vermont

I happen to have worked for the Libertarian Party in the past

Oh, and I’m a New Hampshire native too

If you ask me about the Yankees, or even the Mets

Then you’re out of luck

When it comes to my trade policy

I’m all for unfettered markets and trade

But we’ve got to come up with a real plan

A message from the old Grinch

I’m ready to see Mr. Whoville move across the border

I’m still get a lot of crap from the nanny state in New York

(BAD LAUGH)

Many years of school in Minnesota

But now I’m in Fort Leavenworth (APPLAUSE)

Newfoundland, my grandpa had a surf shop

My sister and I learned to look after the equipment

We also learned to look out for our neighbor to the north

Nothing but Saskatchewan from prairie farmers

But I love Canada and I’m glad we’re all together

Our country has come a long way

They say life begins at 35, I’m turning 40

And I still have an ace in the hole

Because it’s all on the rocks now

And I’m hoping the lake level will rise someday

I’m still not sure which province I’m in

It’s Canada all the way, I’m proud to be one with you

And I hope to see you all across the red tape soon!

Best wishes for your day, for your week, for your month

And don’t forget to send some great patriots across the border

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

At best, we’re in the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

A place where Ronald Reagan can’t even find Canadian snow

From prairie farmers

We’re the only bargain bin in the world

Of politics where communism isn’t on our side

Nurturing unbridled capitalism

U.S. education, U.S. government

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

And with all your problems, they’re all on your side

Don’t tell them about the GOP, Republicans in Canada

Or you’ll be on the decline

The books you read in America

Turn back into texts

And college is now an insult

Who wants to be a serious person

They’ll tell you to grow up

And you’ll have to give up this white picket fence

Americans in Canada, they come from abroad

(APPLAUSE)

Maybe you’ll never go back home

If you don’t start thinking

We can make the best America

No matter what you heard

No matter what you talked about

We’ll always go forward

America first

(APPLAUSE)

Get a life, come north

Just remember we’ll always go forward

No matter what you said

No matter what you talked about

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

You’ll hear about just how good we are

Telling you we’re through the mess

Get a life, come north

Just remember we’ll always go forward

To make the best America

No matter what you hear

So bring that illegitimate copy of your birth certificate back home

The Democrats want to see your papers

They’ve proven they’re not trustworthy

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Canadian

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

A place where Ron Paul can go back home

And we’ll take his message with us

No matter what he said

No matter what he told you

You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Canadian

We’re the bargain bin, bargain bin all the way

And we’ll say this to you, Canada

Why do you think we’re so different?

Because we grow a lot more crops

And we run a lot less of an economy

We are equal opportunity, work hard

We are fair and open

We will have economic freedom and free markets

We are the bargain bin, bargain bin all

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